@DirtyKnickers_ & I now co-own a washing mchne. Not sure I'm ready for the cmmitmnt or if she is ready for how this affects her Twitter ID. 6 hours ago

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@DirtyKnickers_ & I now co-own a washing mchne. Not sure I'm ready for the cmmitmnt or if she is ready for how this affects her Twitter ID. 6 hours ago
@brwc @DirtyKnickers_ If you say her name 3 times in a mirror, she appears behind you and slits your throat with an eyeliner pencil 6 hours ago
@DrewMabey UX around those things is terrible. 'Mother's maiden name', to millions whose mother has died, goes down like a lead bollock. 7 hours ago
"You have the right to remain silent.... because we'll download the contents of your phone while you are". http://t.co/o2uo5CIF yesterday